tagged by the fabricsnob

Three things -

That Scare me: snakes, violent crime, and jumping out of a playground swing after going really high
People who make me laugh: my 22-month old niece, my witty friends, and the cast of 'Friends'
I hate: such a strong term...let's say dislike....arrogance, disloyalty, and brussel sprouts
I don't understand: Geometry proofs, 'The Matrix', and government politics
Things on my desk: keyboard, mouse, and coaster
I'm doing right now: typing, thinking about the 2nd thing, and tasting Al's screwcap wine that supposedly tastes bad but has a pretty bottle
I want to do before I die: have to officially insert extra pages into my Passport, raise a family, and make a comfortable living using my artistic talent
I can't do: smoke a cigarette, roll my R's, stand shots in my arm
I think you should listen to: all genres of music, your parents
You should NEVER listen to: people who say you can't do something
I'd like to learn: how to sew, how to kayak, and how to serve in tennis
Favorite foods: gourmet pizza, tacos & fresh salsa, and breakfast for supper
Beverages: English ale, Coke, and milk
Shows I watched as a kid: Growing Pains, Dukes of Hazzard, and Smurfs
I'm tagging: anyone who wants to play