barney fife strikes again

Why? Really, why! Of all the speeding tickets I've accumulated over the years, I have never been able to flirt my way to just a warning. And I still have not mastered this art. Some women get the Chippendale cops. I, however, am a magnet for all the Barney Fife, old farts out there with nothing better to do with their time but to point a radar gun to unsuspecting me.

For all you traveling this weekend, be careful out there. Drive the speed limit. More importantly, look at your license tag and make a mental note of the expiration.

For all you Nashvillians, beware of Barney Fife near Berry Hill patiently waiting for his next charge to fill his quota. If not, I'll see you in traffic school!