make that Little Red's World Adventure

So, when Victoria from Continental indicated my luggage had flown to another city, she failed to mention it happened to be another city NOT in the United States. Yes, my luggage went back to England. In fact, it went back to the flat where we stayed. This is a HUGE inconvenience and I expect to be compensated by the airline in some way whether it be a lifetime supply of pretzels or free tickets anywhere in the U.S.

Little Red's U.S. adventure

Where is my luggage????

It's been over 24 hours and still no dirty clothes, cell phone charger, and more importantly, real Cadbury UK chocolate. C'mon airport luggage people, find Little Red!

barney fife strikes again

Why? Really, why! Of all the speeding tickets I've accumulated over the years, I have never been able to flirt my way to just a warning. And I still have not mastered this art. Some women get the Chippendale cops. I, however, am a magnet for all the Barney Fife, old farts out there with nothing better to do with their time but to point a radar gun to unsuspecting me.

For all you traveling this weekend, be careful out there. Drive the speed limit. More importantly, look at your license tag and make a mental note of the expiration.

For all you Nashvillians, beware of Barney Fife near Berry Hill patiently waiting for his next charge to fill his quota. If not, I'll see you in traffic school!